First thing I saw this morning was my white bikini lying on the floor, it was like my uniform this weekend! Shucks going to work was a hard thing to do, seeing my pool was worse. Summer totally kills any desire for a honest days work!
Sense: “So crazy lady, I hope you stayed in and had a calm weekend like you promised yourself you would?”
Sense: “You are going to get your ass into so much trouble one day!”
Madness:”I had reasons to celebrate – a lovely Lebanese dinner, very efficiently sorted out my birthday arrangements… I have lost weight – which is totally bizarre! I don’t really know how it happened – next thing I knew; I was in the city having a whale of a time! I think I can blame Vit B injection…”
Sense: “Then you had a hangover the whole Saturday no doubt – rendering you useless.”
Madness: “Which wasn’t actually such a bad thing – I couldn’t go shopping, so I saved a fortune – and lay by the pool all day getting a marvelous tan.”
Sense: “Then probably arrived three hours late for your evening with Rox and the Twitter ladies? Crazy, mad irresponsible cow – I don’t know how people put up with you sometimes…”
Madness: “It was such a lovely night towards the end and I met a cute Viking…”
Sense: “Whose name you can’t remember…”
Madness: “I know it started with R, he called at a really bad time yesterday.”
Sense: “What – between the sixth or seventh glass of bubbly at JC Le Roux?”
Madness:” Yesterday was Hectic! Saw the ex, went to wine farms, had a swim in a big fake rock pool.”
Sense: “And blew your fortune previously saved on cases of wine. Cases?”
Madness: “Well my birthday is coming up…”
Sense: “You did one good thing.”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s at the Grand Daddy – Popcorn, popping candy, sherbet with a straw, a glass of red, blankets – intermission and the loveliest people.